March 2012
1 post
February 2012
46 posts
I talked to people today!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I have issues.
But like seriously… I feel like I have not communicated with a single one of my classmates, in like…. for freakin ever.
Since like my first semester of college.
Stop saying like.
I wonder whatever happened to that guy, Spencer? Pretty cool guy.
Anyway… I actually stood in the hallway talking to people and was almost late for class.
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ahopefulromantic asked: Hi. I'm not trying to get into your pants. My name is Juan, and I have a problem similar to yours D: Basically, I don't know how to make friends with a girl without sounding like I want to have sex with her... Any advice?
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some girl seriously just said...
I saw on Jersey shore that you can drink on antibiotics…
Other girl: words to live by
so pretty sure i have a problem.
… if any guy talks to me I automatically assume they’re trying to get in my pants. Especially in college. I apologize for my cynicism, but I cant help it. I wish I could, but I just expect it.
Honestly though, I have lived with guys so long that when I talk to other girls I feel like I am trying to pick them up and then have to reassure myself I’m not a lesbian (unless...
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that awkward moment...
when you look in the mirror and think “damn girl, your body looks hot!”
Then you realize your period should be starting in like 2 days and that shit is about to go to hell in one big chocolate bitchy spiral….
Being a girl sucks.
Anonymous asked: way to sound like a bitch with the question mark
wildminded asked: Hey :D
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my life is a joke.
so you know… sitting here and thinking… and uh…
I should start a youtube video thing.
I could do that shit. I’m funny, or at the very least my life is seriously a fucking joke.
A camera should just follow me, like all the time.
I mean… for real… the other day after I went to the gym, I lost my car in the parking garage. Even worse, I pressed the alarm...
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Running AGAIN...
this time running from my dog…
Ran into the freakin door.
Pretty sure I broke my pinky toe.
Wtf is wrong with me? Does running= death and pain or something?
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Actually went running...
Like in real life. Not on a treadmill or something.
…Almost got hit by a car on the first lap
can’t get hit by a car in the gym.
Fake life-1 Real Life-0
January 2012
205 posts
2 tags
the bad girls club
wtf is wrong with Amy? like serious mental illness going on there.
making a bad name for blondes everywhere.