so you know… sitting here and thinking… and uh…

I should start a youtube video thing.

I could do that shit. I’m funny, or at the very least my life is seriously a fucking joke.

A camera should just follow me, like all the time. 

I mean… for real… the other day after I went to the gym, I lost my car in the parking garage. Even worse, I pressed the alarm button and I could hear my car. It was taunting me, but I couldn’t figure out how to fucking get to it.

I have some pretty serious things I can talk about in a humorous way, and I like to throw the f bomb around quite regularly.

Only downfall is; I’m not Jenna Marbles hot.

I got pretty good boobs though, and even if I didn’t I could always watch Jenna Marble’s how to trick people into thinking you have big boobs video. AND my dog is way cuter than hers, and he makes gremlin noises. uhh I call that winning.

Oh and I live with 3 guys, yo I’m like the awkward but not in a cute way Zoey Deschanel (how the fuck do you spell that?). seriously though, if you could hear the shit these guys say and the amount of naked that goes on here is appalling. I wish I could say how many times I have seen my roommate’s ass, or unsee my other roommate “wiggle wiggle wiggle” in a speedo. Not to mention how many times a day I hear the word “Sloot”.